Tony Clark Writes

Hello, I’m Tony Clark – a PROFESSIONAL writer with a lovely, full head of PROFESSIONAL hair.

This website, which you've so kindly chosen to click on, is the start of our incredible working relationship. I'm here to solve all your problems... provided those problems involve words.

OUT OF PLACE PROMOTIONAL REEL

Please have a good squint at my video, which directs you where you already are:

DUMPING GROUND

Beyond a desperate plea for work, this is essentially a dumping ground for anything I've written and or made. You'll find snippets of corporate stuff, the odd article, old blogs, and some videos I shot and edited that are all ever so slightly too long.

This it's a place for me to upload old and new guff for your reading pleasure. So slip on your favourite reading slacks, get comfy, and take a big old deep dive into a big old pile of crap.

If you like or enjoy some or all of it, let me know... I thrive on that kind of gratification.

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EMPLOY ME!

Bespoke copywriting that tells your brand’s story and converts readers to loyal customers. That's what the AI says.

 

READ MY BLOG

Read my loosely assembled collection of Facebook rants and other nonsense.

 

OLD Comedy Newsletters AND MISC.

Take a walk down memory lane and examine the newsletters of yesteryear.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

What's with the hair?

I grew up afraid of the natural thickness of my hair, and lacked the confidence or wherewithall to cope with it. I used to mow it off for shear conventience, which led many people to believe I was in fact bald.

At some stage, three or more years ago, it became clear that my hair could sustain a ridiculous Johnny Bravo pompadour (and occasionally a flat top). It takes me 10 to 15 mins a day to sort the bugger out, but its worth it for all the compliments I get from shopkeepers and the like.

The ultimate team player, Tony brought fantastic ideas to the table, was always eager to support his team members, and his creativity shone through, particularly across his digital and short form writing"

FORMER CO-WORKER 

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Location

Tony Clark Writes
Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

 

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