We had nothing in the 90s
But it were better than today.
We enjoyed dial up internet,
And Channel 4 was gay.
Some of us had fancy mobile phones,
That’s boys and women and men!
And probably the best of these
Were the Nokia 3210.*
I had an Amiga 1200
That soon became obsolete
When PC gaming became a thing
Wi' graphics that couldn’t be beat.
In the 90’s we had Baywatch!
With wobbling, slow mo jugs.
Jet from Gladiators were on then too!
And you could still smoke in pubs.
And there weren’t so many of THEM lot here!
Or at least they kept themselves to themselves.
But we still ate up their foreign muck!
And smelled their foreign smells.
O’ I wish I could go back to then!
When TVs were still 4 by 3.
And we still used good old VHS
Before we switched to DVD.
- Bigoted Old Man
*The 3210 was introduced in 1999.
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