This stock image almost, but not quite, recreates the ramp featured in the story.

(First written around summer 2022 ish)

(This was of course originally written around Easter a few years ago. I wouldn't call it a blog... more of a tale or fable. Have a read and see what you think.)

(Published at some point in 2023)

(First published at some point in 2023)

I was sat at home in my little cubby hole office area, typing away at my laptop, when the front door went: “a-rat-a-tat-tat.” I looked up from the blog thing I was writing to see a white haired, scruffy looking STRANGER in shit stained jogging pants at my front door, a massive hold-all slung off his back.

CAUTION: RIBALD LANGUAGE